Study in NewQuay for your degree in Lego

“Docklands News" acknowledges and regrets falling educational standards in this country.

But we had no idea the situation was this bad!

MAB Corporation’s latest NewQuay glossy marketing book proudly maps the precinct’s various educational facilities and colour codes them to distinguish between infant, primary, secondary and tertiary levels.

According to the map, the Lego Education Learning Centre in the old Waterfront City Piazza is a tertiary institution. Whoops!

The primary schoolers visiting there will get swollen heasds!

We hope MAB’s construction managers have tertiary qualifications from other universities!